Your review on The Acacia Strain was pathetic and only based on opinion. Listen to real metal and stop wasting your time on these chumps who operate at a fourth grade level.

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Dear Jake,

You speak of opinion and then proceed to say The Acacia Strain operates “at a fourth grade level.” You have provided no sense of factual evidence as to why you feel this way. I, on the other hand, have listed tracks and their meanings, and offered a bit of info on the producing, mixing, and new label that came with “Death is the Only Mortal.”

Of course a good deal of this review is based on opinion. One day, when you’re all grown up and you stop having your mommy wipe your ass, you may have your own blog to write about how much The Acacia Strain sucks. Until then, continue reading mine.

I wipe my own ass!